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Post  Potchi on Wed Jun 10, 2009 6:21 am

Post jokes, funny pictures here.


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Post  zelda on Wed Jun 10, 2009 7:04 am

Ok, so three people walked up to a man with a beam of light next to him. he asked the first guy, " If you can climb this beam of light, i will give you 1 million dollars!" and the first guy replied, "You cant climb a light, thats impossible." so the man called him clever and gave him 100,000 to walk away with. then he asked the second person the same thing. the second person said "what do you think i am, stupid? i just saw you ask that to the other guy and he said its impossible!" so he too gave him 100,000$. then the third guy walked up (I NAME HIM CHAIN LOL) and he asked the same question. this time, the third person cleverly(Lol) said, " im not that dumb, stupid tricker. im gonna climb halfway up and your gunna turn the light off so i fall!


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Re: Joke / Funny picture thread

Post  Potchi on Wed Jun 10, 2009 7:12 am

i lol'd at the Chain part.
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Re: Joke / Funny picture thread

Post  Joshua on Wed Jun 10, 2009 7:14 am

Ok, Obama and Bush are talking
Obama says:
Hey if you can't answer my question you'll pay me 10 bucks but if I cant answer your question I'll pay you 10,000 bucks.
Then Obama asked a question.
Obama says:
What continent are we living?
Bush says:
Uhhh.......I don't know
Bush paid Obama 10 bucks. It's Bush's turn.
Bush says:
What is the biggest cheese in the world?
Then Obama answered.
Obama says:
I don't know...
Obama handed out 10,000 bucks to Bush. Obama immediately questioned Bush.
Obama says:
Hey what's the answer?
Bush handed out 10 bucks to Obama.
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Re: Joke / Funny picture thread

Post  zelda on Wed Jun 10, 2009 11:02 am

RIDDLE:whats the difference between zelda for n64 and micheal jackson?

RIDDLE: how do you make lady gaga cry?

edit: sorry for double post didnt realize it >_>

its cool, i deleted youre previous post.

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Re: Joke / Funny picture thread

Post  Spyder on Thu Jun 11, 2009 1:14 am

zelda wrote:RIDDLE:whats the difference between zelda for n64 and micheal jackson?

RIDDLE: how do you make lady gaga cry?

edit: sorry for double post didnt realize it >_>
by raping the hell out of her(just kidding couldn't resist)
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Re: Joke / Funny picture thread

Post  Stealth on Thu Jun 11, 2009 2:20 am

zelda wrote:RIDDLE:whats the difference between zelda for n64 and micheal jackson?

RIDDLE: how do you make lady gaga cry?

edit: sorry for double post didnt realize it >_>

its cool, i deleted youre previous post.
POKERFACE hahahaha get it?? Poke her face Pokerface.
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Re: Joke / Funny picture thread

Post  zelda on Thu Jun 11, 2009 10:04 am

sorry , i made a mistake on the mj one. its supposed to be:
what is the SIMILARITY between zelda ocorina of ttime and micheal jackson? ]

and yes, it was pokerface.

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Re: Joke / Funny picture thread

Post  Stealth on Sat Jun 13, 2009 3:27 am

Ima correct YAY!! O and you probably shouldnt talk about ppl behind their backs.
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Re: Joke / Funny picture thread

Post  zelda on Sat Jun 13, 2009 5:54 am

buts its not behind my back, i cant twist my neck that far Very Happy

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Re: Joke / Funny picture thread

Post  Bazzlike on Fri Jun 19, 2009 4:29 pm

Joshua wrote:Ok, Obama and Bush are talking
Obama says:
Hey if you can't answer my question you'll pay me 10 bucks but if I cant answer your question I'll pay you 10,000 bucks.
Then Obama asked a question.
Obama says:
What continent are we living?
Bush says:
Uhhh.......I don't know
Bush paid Obama 10 bucks. It's Bush's turn.
Bush says:
What is the biggest cheese in the world?
Then Obama answered.
Obama says:
I don't know...
Obama handed out 10,000 bucks to Bush. Obama immediately questioned Bush.
Obama says:
Hey what's the answer?
Bush handed out 10 bucks to Obama.
That one has a million versions but this is a good one!

Okay:

How do German hackers greet each other?
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Re: Joke / Funny picture thread

Post  Hicksterfigs on Sat Jun 20, 2009 6:46 am

there are a lot of funny pictures here
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Re: Joke / Funny picture thread

Post  Mike on Sun Jun 21, 2009 11:11 am

Hicksterfigs wrote:there are a lot of funny pictures here


The second one is my favorite. But it's too small to see the look on the dog's face.

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Re: Joke / Funny picture thread

Post  JonnyKid on Wed Jun 24, 2009 1:00 pm

A rich lady gives her butler the night off because she is going out on a date. When she arrives back home from the date she saw the butler was still home and sitting in the front room.
The rich lady approaches the butler and requests that he remove her dress, so the butler removes her dress. She then asks the butler to remove her bra, which he does. She then asks him to remove her panties and he this this also.
The lady then tells the butler never to dress in her clothes again.
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Re: Joke / Funny picture thread

Post  Mike on Thu Jun 25, 2009 10:13 am

Check out my sig and avvy for a funny picture XD

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Re: Joke / Funny picture thread

Post  Para on Thu Jun 25, 2009 7:09 pm

okay, to get this joke you have to say it out loud.
Okay,
So how do you catch fish?
Fish bate right?
so, if i say how do you catch crabs?
youll say crab bate.
Now, you hve to answer out loud.
How do you catch Crab?
Spoiler:
Crab bate
How do you catch unicorns?
Spoiler:
unicorn bate
How do you catch an iMaster?
Spoiler:
iMaster Bate
youll only get it if you say it.

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Re: Joke / Funny picture thread

Post  Phantasm on Fri Jun 26, 2009 8:57 am

Para wrote:okay, to get this joke you have to say it out loud.
Okay,
So how do you catch fish?
Fish bate right?
so, if i say how do you catch crabs?
youll say crab bate.
Now, you hve to answer out loud.
How do you catch Crab?
Spoiler:
Crab bate
How do you catch unicorns?
Spoiler:
unicorn bate
How do you catch an iMaster?
Spoiler:
iMaster Bate
youll only get it if you say it.
So old and shitty. And it's Bait, not Bate. (Bait like a worm for fishing.)

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Re: Joke / Funny picture thread

Post  Potchi on Fri Jun 26, 2009 11:52 pm

i forgot to sticky this...


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Re: Joke / Funny picture thread

Post  Joshua on Tue Jun 30, 2009 12:29 am

JonnyKid wrote:A rich lady gives her butler the night off because she is going out on a date. When she arrives back home from the date she saw the butler was still home and sitting in the front room.
The rich lady approaches the butler and requests that he remove her dress, so the butler removes her dress. She then asks the butler to remove her bra, which he does. She then asks him to remove her panties and he this this also.
The lady then tells the butler never to dress in her clothes again.

I didn't see any point can explain it.
Or are you saying that the butler is a homo?

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Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand.

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He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man.

Naturally, the guy began to worry.

"Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously.

"No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him.

"Your boyfriend then?" he asked.

"No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear.

"Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy.

Calmly, the girl replied, "That's me before the operation."
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Re: Joke / Funny picture thread

Post  Phantasm on Tue Jun 30, 2009 8:07 am

Watch the double-posts, Joshua.

And the point of JonnyKid's joke is that the butler was wearing the rich lady's clothing, but the joke leads you to believe that the rich lady was telling the butler to take the clothing she had on, off.

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Re: Joke / Funny picture thread

Post  Joshua on Fri Jul 03, 2009 6:38 pm

Sorry for double posts ^.^
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Re: Joke / Funny picture thread

Post  Glitch on Sat Jul 04, 2009 4:53 am

Lol, ahaa, I lol'd at potchi's Razz

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